Film Thoughts: March films

10 Cloverfield Lane

Great mix of tension and mystery, I enjoyed this a lot. Not a perfect film, but I had a lot of fun watching this one.

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice

Ridiculous, messy and more or less what I was expecting after Man of Steel. If I cared about DC characters I’d probably have hated it. It was watchable.


Really good. Interesting (and timely) plot, enjoyable characters and tons of creativity when it comes to the world building. Maybe my favourite film this year?


Weird, in an arty way. When the film starts you’re kind of thrown in, and I kept thinking things would start making sense at some point, but it just kept getting more confusing.

Kung Fu Panda 3

I know a lot of people are big fans of Kung Fu Panda. I thought the first film was OK, and I never saw Kung Fu Panda 2, so I don’t have a lot of investment. It was fun and watchable – nothing amazing but some good jokes and pretty visuals.

Eddie The Eagle

Funny and heart-warming, like a British Cool Runnings.

Film Thoughts: February films

Turns out that I’m seeing a lot of films at the moment, and writing longer reviews is just making me put off blogging about them and now I have a huge backlog. So instead I’m just going to write quick summaries of the films I see each month (unless I can think of anything particularly interesting to say).

Pride And Prejudice And Zombies

I haven’t read (or watched) Pride and Prejudice, so this was all new to me. It was fun, a good blend of the two genres. There was a weird sub-plot about how mindless the zombies actually were which seemed like it could be interesting, but went nowhere, so that was a shame.

Hail, Caesar!

It took a while to get into it, but once the film got going I really liked it. There’s a mystery plot which is told in a slightly fake Hollywood style, but the movie is mainly about its characters and they’re interesting and likeable.

Zoolander 2

I really liked the first Zoolander. It was funny and smart and Derek Zoolander was a complete idiot while still being likeable. Zoolander 2 was not as funny, and it had way too many celebrity cameos, but it still had its moments. There was also a lot of creative set and costume work on show. I enjoyed it.


I was worried that Deadpool would be snarky and mean, and the movie would be edgy for the sake of being edgy. Actually it was pretty funny and had a lot of style. I enjoyed this film more than I thought I would.

Film Thoughts: Dad’s Army

I wasn’t expecting a whole lot, but I was still disappointed. I’ve watched a lot of the TV series so I know the characters pretty well, but in this film they seem to be stripped back to maybe one or two facets. Captain Mainwaring is pompous. Jones is nervous. Pike acts like he’s in a film. Sergeant Wilson was the worst in my opinion. In the TV show he’s always polite and charming, but he uses that to get what he wants. He does a certain amount of plotting and scheming, using his social graces to try and convince other people. He’s also clearly in a serious, long-term relationship with Pike’s mother Mavis. In the film he just sort of bumbles about, bouncing between love interests and generally seems to have no idea what he’s doing or what he wants.

The plot is embarrassingly predictable and incredibly thin. A beautiful female reporter (Catherine Zeta-Jones) turns up out of nowhere and the entire platoon fall in love with her (out of character for some of them, but that doesn’t matter to this film). There’s also a German spy somewhere in Walmington-On-Sea. Can you guess where this is going?

The jokes too can often be seen a mile away, and mostly seem to have been scattered into the script as an afterthought. There’s one particular scene where Mainwaring, Wilson and Pike turn up at the reporter’s house (Mainwaring was invited, Pike thinks he was invited and Wilson… doesn’t actually have any reason to be there but is there anyway). As each successive character turns up the previous ones try to hide, with Pike’s mother turning up as the climax of the scene. But then she catches Pike and takes him away, and Wilson and Mainwaring see each other. And there are no consequences to any of this. The scene happens, isn’t very funny, then we move on to the next one.

The only positive thing I’d say was some of the actors were spot on. Michael Gambon was very well cast as Godfrey, but most of the enjoyment I got out of the film was from watching Toby Jones do a near perfect Arthur Lowe impression as Captain Mainwaring.

The strangest thing about the whole film though were the female characters. For a film called Dad’s Army, the women actually have quite major roles. I’m not against this, but there’s a weird side affect of making the entire platoon fall madly, irrationally in love with Catherine Zeta-Jones – all your male characters become incompetent idiots. You’re left looking for someone to cheer on, and alongside the men you’ve got a bunch of sensible, rational wives and girlfriends (led by Elizabeth Mainwaring who was always an off-screen character in the TV show) uncovering the mystery of the German spy and fighting to bring their stupid men back to them. I’d almost say there was some clumsy gender politics at work, but then the final shot is a freeze-frame of Catherine Zeta-Jones’ backside so I don’t know what to think anymore.

Not a good film.

Film thoughts: The Revenant

I didn’t know a lot about The Revenant going in. I think I had seen a teaser trailer a while back, plus a lot of posters of Leonard DiCaprio with snow in his beard. I was expecting some kind of survival story, a small band lead by Leo fighting off Native Americans and the oncoming winter. What I didn’t expect was the amount of gore.

When the film’s certificate card says “strong, bloody violence” it isn’t kidding. The Revenant has possibly the most graphic violence of any film I’ve seen, at least as far the sheer number of gory effects shots. It was definitely several degrees worse than I’d expect from a film with a 15 rating. The film doesn’t revel in these moments, everything shown is used to show the harshness of survival or the inhumanity of man, but it should still have been an 18 in my book.

Gore aside a lot of the film is very pretty. Most of The Revenant follows people on long journeys, and there’s some gorgeous scenery along the way. I also liked the depth given to the film’s characters, who are portrayed by a very strong cast. While old western movies might have painted Native Americans as savages, and newer movies might be tempted to show them as misunderstood, or better than the colonists, The Revenant takes time to show multiple groups with differing values, and humanises them, while still having the antagonistic tribe be dangerous and scary. This depth of character also extends to the film’s primary antagonist who, even though his morals and approach are clearly wrong, is believable, and I could understand why he was doing what he did.

My biggest problem with the film though is that it’s a revenge story. Revenge as a motivation never really works for me unless there’s something more to it – like the antagonist is going to repeat their actions or is now in a position of power where they can cause more harm to more people, and taking them out will stop them spreading more evil. Spoiler warning, but The Revenant isn’t like that. Glass (Leo) has lost his wife before the film starts leaving him with only his son. After he almost dies and his son is killed, he has nothing left. And yet he drags himself through metaphorical hell, motivated only by the thought of revenge. I don’t buy this, especially for a man who frequently has visions of his wife, implying he believes he’ll be with her once he dies. The ending has him supposedly letting go of this desire for revenge, leaving it ‘in the hands of God’. There’s two problems with this. First he is still quite clearly sending Fitzgerald to his death. It doesn’t matter if he performs the killing blow or not, Fitzgerald is still going to die and Glass is responsible. And second, if he’s decided that he doesn’t need revenge after all, then what was the point of the film? He’s still lost his son, the only thing we’ve seen him care about, and he hasn’t gained anything. If he’d have let himself die would things have really been all that different?

So, overall a well shot, well made film an surprisingly violence filled film with good characters but a plot that kind of undermines itself. Good, but not one I need to see again.

Film thoughts: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Technically I first saw Star Wars in December, shortly after it came out, but I saw it again in January and as I decided to start writing these blog entries from the beginning of 2016 these are my thoughts from my second viewing.

I was obsessed with Star Wars when I was a kid. I saw the films on TV at home and was the right age when the original trilogy was re-released in the cinemas. I was also young enough to enjoy the prequel trilogy when they came out. I knew about a bunch of extended universe stuff and could reel off a load of useless trivia. Nowadays though I’m older and more critical about my films, and I recognise that even Jedi had several flaws, let alone the terrible prequels.

So in my mind Star Wars is no longer this untouchable, masterpiece series, and I think that’s true for a lot of fans. People still care about Star Wars, but not as much as they once did. And that puts Disney and The Force Awakens in a great position. This film has to do two things. First, it has to show you that the new film makers understand what makes a Star Wars film and prove that they can make one. Second it has to establish some new characters who are interesting enough to carry a new trilogy of films. For my money I think it did a pretty good job.

As far as making the movie a Star Wars movie goes, this film borrows a lot from the original trilogy. And I mean a lot – the nobody hero from the backwater desert planet accidentally meets a resistance hero’s lost droid who’s carrying a secret message, and consequently gets embroiled in a desperate attempt to stop a world-destroying super weapon. And that’s without the cameos from the original cast. Your mileage might vary on this – there’s so many references to the original trilogy that it could begin to feel like a retread. Personally I’m OK with it. I understand the desire to build ties with the original films, and I think there’s enough new stuff that they can get away with lifting so many elements from the past. But this only works for one film. The rest of the trilogy needs to forge its own path.

Character-wise, Daisy Ridley as Rey came across as a bit wooden in the early parts of the film, mostly when she’s talking to BB-8 (which must be a difficult acting task), but once the story gets going she has some great scenes. She really won me over by the end and was probably my favourite character. I’ve heard the ‘Mary Sue’ criticism levelled at Rey – she’s great at everything she does and doesn’t seem to have any flaws – and I can see where that comes from, but it doesn’t really bother me yet. Still, I’ll be interested to see how she develops as a character.

I’m also looking forward to seeing more of Finn. In a film full of references and riffs on old characters and plot lines, Finn is one of the more unique elements. Star Wars is full of heroes who bravely rise to the challenge, and it was interesting to see a protagonist who despite being brave and likeable was also terrified of the enemy, didn’t think the resistance had a chance and was just trying to run away from it all.

Poe is barely in this film. He didn’t really have enough screen time to establish himself as anything more than a good pilot who makes wisecracks. I’ve seen that a million times before, so I guess I’ll wait and see how he comes across in later movies.

Kylo Ren is interesting. As a character there’s a lot going on, and a lot to develop, but as an antagonist he doesn’t seem very threatening, especially by the end of the film. Without going too far into spoiler territory I’m curious how the next couple of movies will follow on from the end of this one – who and what are the protagonists going to be fighting against for the rest of the trilogy?

Overall a solid crowd-pleasing sci-fi action movie that’ll probably work for fans and newcomers alike. Now for the harder task; episodes 8 and 9 have to do something new. If they just end up treading old ground and relying on nostalgia I’m going to get bored fast.

Film thoughts: Room

Room is the story of an abducted mother and her 5 year old son Jack, living together in her kidnapper’s shed which is the only place Jack has even known.

With those themes Room sounds like it could be a deeply harrowing affair, and there are definitely some unpleasant moments, but Room tells its story from the son’s point of view and chooses instead to focus on the love they have for each other and Jack’s innocent experiences of his world.

By its nature Room is a tight, focused film and depends heavily on its main characters. Brie Larson as the mother is fantastic, but I was most impressed with Jacob Tremblay as Jack who delivers an amazingly believable performance, especially for such a young actor.

I didn’t really know anything beyond the setup for the plot, and not knowing where the film might be going really added a lot to the experience for me, so I don’t want to go into much more detail. Suffice it to say Room goes some interesting places and tackles some deep topics in a careful and moving manner. A really great movie.

Film thoughts

I’ve been thinking for a while that I should keep a record of the movies I see at the cinema and my thoughts on them. There’s a few reasons for this. Firstly I’ve been paying for a pretty expensive cinema card for a couple of years now, and I’d like to get some idea of how much value I’m getting out of it (rough estimate – I need to see around two movies a month to make the card worth it). Secondly I think it’d be interesting to look back at the films I saw this year to get an idea of what I liked and didn’t like. The bonus third reason is that it gives me something to write about in this blog, which has been lacking in content for some time. Now that we’ve entered 2016 it seems like as good a time as any to start.

I’m not planning to write formal reviews, more just a collection of my thoughts after seeing each film, so I’m not sure how useful this will be from a recommendation point of view. I’m also not sure how I’ll be treating spoilers yet. Still, if you want to read and discuss in the comments feel free.

As per usual I’ve already left a month between doing something and blogging about it, so I’m going to put up several posts over the next couple of days for the three movies I saw in January.

The Search for Oceanspirit Dennis – source code and resource pack released

The Search for Oceanspirit Dennis

Want to see just how messy my code gets when I have too much to do and a fast approaching deadline? Well good news, because you can now download the source code in all its sparsely-commented glory!

Want to make your own Oceanspirit Dennis game, but need some resources to get you started? Don’t want to have to extract them from someone else’s project? Well then grab the resource pack instead, and you’ll get all the art in nice friendly .png files. Some of the backgrounds even have the original Photoshop file, so you can mess around with layers and things. There’s even a few sound effects in there!

The source code can be downloaded here.
The resource pack can be downloaded here.
If you never quite got around to playing The Search for Oceanspirit Dennis, you can download it for free from this page.