{"id":16,"date":"2009-08-11T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/2009\/08\/onedollars-demos-nancy-drew-ransom-of-the-seven-ships-part-1\/"},"modified":"2015-11-20T19:35:37","modified_gmt":"2015-11-20T19:35:37","slug":"onedollars-demos-nancy-drew-ransom-of-seven-ships-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"OneDollar’s Demos – Nancy Drew: Ransom of the Seven Ships – Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Time for something a little different (although I’ve done something<\/a> similar<\/a> before). I got bored on Sunday evening, fired up Steam and downloaded a demo of what I fully expected to be a rubbish game. What follows are my experiences.<\/span><\/p>\n

OneDollar Presents…
\nA biased and uncharitable review of Nancy Drew: Ransom of the Seven Ships (Part 1) <\/span><\/p>\n

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\nIf there’s one thing that immediately made me want to play the full game, its the promise of “Mild Violence”.<\/p>\n

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\nMaybe they got the monkey to count them?<\/p>\n

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\nI always visit the options page before starting a game. Here I’m glad to note we are given not one but two resolutions: ‘small’ and ‘would fit comfortably on the screen of my phone’. Who is this game made for, those casual gamers who never found the resolution settings on their PC?<\/p>\n

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\nAlthough it’s meant to set the scene, this introduction raises more questions than it answers.
\n– Shouldn’t that be George and I? If you’re going to keep a journal at least learn to use correct grammar. (If not write a blog instead).
\n– Who on earth holds a father-daughter banquet? As a side note, arriving a day late to one of these things is never a good plan. I can only assume everyone will be dead, missing or replaced by a robot lookalike by the time Nancy arrives.
\n– An ecotourism resort that you can only reach by plane? Well somebody dropped the ball there. Does the cost of your ticket include carbon offsetting?
\n– Floatplane is a stupid name for a kind of aircraft. Not a question, just an observation.
\n– I guess this is the same journal Nancy will use to record all the grisly details of whatever ‘Mild Violence’-containing mystery we come across. I’m sure the red-purple frilly borders will offset that marvellously.
\n– \u201cShark Diving Resort\u201d is possibly the worst name for a resort I have ever come across.
\n– Seriously, how big is this book? Judging by the size of those poorly paper-clipped postcards… erm… 29×33 centimetres closed. I’m not going to ask where she keeps it.<\/p>\n

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\nI have no idea what’s going on here but AHAHAHAHAHA! I’m just disappointed the actor didn’t read the \u201cpppp\u201d at the end of \u201cStooooopppp\u201d. Also a nice contender for ‘worst water render in a modern game’.<\/p>\n

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\nIf I were ever to kidnap someone, I don’t think I’d do it on a tiny, inaccessible island with no planes to escape with. Okay, so the story’s wholly unoriginal and the characters look like they were made in Poser, but we’ve already got intrigue, danger…<\/p>\n

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\n…and a task to \u201cWin a game against a monkey\u201d? I assumed the introduction was supposed to make me sympathise with the characters and draw me into the game’s plot, but why bother when five seconds later you’re going to a literal list of mini-games I have to play. There are many things that drive people to crime. Need, greed and apparently an insatiable urge to create treasure hunts. We’re dealing with one seriously messed up villain here… do you reckon you actually have to go diving for number 8, or is it just an excuse for them to watch Nancy dress up? Let’s not think too hard about that one.<\/p>\n

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\nGeorge demonstrates how to fix a satellite phone: glare at it and shake it up and down. Also if you make the mistake of hovering your mouse over her…<\/p>\n

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\n\u201cHey George, can I talk to… ooh okay…\u201d<\/p>\n

Venture back tomorrow, if ye dare, for the terrible conclusivness of part 2!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Time for something a little different (although I’ve done something similar before). I got bored on Sunday evening, fired up Steam and downloaded a demo of what I fully expected to be a rubbish game. What follows are my experiences. OneDollar Presents… A biased and uncharitable review of Nancy Drew: Ransom of the Seven Ships … Continue reading OneDollar’s Demos – Nancy Drew: Ransom of the Seven Ships – Part 1<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,6,7,41],"tags":[26,28,29,36],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":344,"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onedollarproductions.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}